More quotes by Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

"After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting."
"I am the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God."
"The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here."
"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction."
"Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct any fantasy. Explain away any goal. I'm so smart I can negate any dream."