You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?''REVE... - Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

"Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers."

"He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less fun if they didn’t. And there was never an apple, in Adam’s opinion, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into for eating it."

"It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people."

"25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?'26 And the Angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.'27 And the Lord did not ask him again."

"You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?''REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX."