Random Inspirational Quotes

"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."

"So for now,I will miss you like I’ll never see you again,And the next time I see you,I will kiss you like I’ll never kiss you again,And when I fall asleep beside you I will fall asleep as if I’ll never wake up again,because I don’t know if I will.I don’t know if I will.- I Will Love You Like The World Is Ending"

"The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Never trust the translation or interpretation of something without first trusting its interpreter."

"This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love: the more they give, the more they possess."

"And as Voltaire, one of our nation’s Founding Fathers, once said, “I do not agree with what you have to say, but at your death I’ll defend what you rightfully should have said."

"I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Every minute you spend in planning saves 10 minutes in execution; this gives you a 1,000 percent Return on Energy!"

"If you love a person, you should show it in adundance, not reserve it for special occasions like fine china."

"Everyone who achieves success in a great venture, solves each problem as they came to it. They helped themselves. And they were helped through powers known and unknown to them at the time they set out on their voyage. They keep going regardless of the obstacles they met."

"There is only one day left, always starting over: It is given to us at dawn and taken away from us at dusk."

"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."

"Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea."

"I am a bit of a hopeless romantic. I really do have a faith and a belief in love, and when I love, I love hard."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future."

"We swallowed the chaos because we knew we didn't want to be ordinary."

"The bustle in a houseThe morning after deathIs solemnest of industriesEnacted upon earth,--The sweeping up the heart,And putting love awayWe shall not want to use againUntil eternity"