Random Inspirational Quotes

"Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little."

"Give me the facts and I will determine my own truths."

"That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea."

"This book taught me, once and for all, how easily you can escape this world with the help of words! You can find friends between the pages of a book, wonderful friends."

"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."

"Fear tries to get us to give up but faith takes us all the way through to victory"

"The art of love is largely the art of persistence."

"Governments, if they endure, always tend increasingly toward aristocratic forms. No government in history has been known to evade this pattern. And as the aristocracy develops, government tends more and more to act exclusively in the interests of the ruling class -- whether that class be hereditary royalty, oligarchs of financial empires, or entrenched bureaucracy."

"To me, nudity is a joke. I don't think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully clothed. I like to imagine what might be under there. It might not be the standard thing. Imagine, stripping a woman down, and she has a body like a little submarine. With periscope, propellers, torpedoes. That would be the one for me. I'd marry her right off and be faithful to the end."

"An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong."

"Belief can be manipulated. Only knowledge is dangerous."

"Sometimes crying or laughing are the only options left, and laughing feels better right now."

"Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice."

"Every rose is longing for joy and love; every rose know the language of the heart."

"Without story books is like a person with no soul."

"The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty."

"It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did."

"As I grow older, I think friendship between women is a thing to cherish."

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."

"Love expands your soul with something inexplicably fulfilling. If you die without ever having experienced it, you will miss life's only true joy"