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"Live Long and Prosper"
"sometimes when everything seems atits worstwhen all conspiresand gnawsand the hours, days, weeksyearsseem wasted – stretched there upon my bedin the darklooking upward at the ceilingi get what many will consider anobnoxious thought:it’s still nice to beBukowski."
"On the top of Cadair Idris,I felt how happy a man might bewith a little money and a sane intellect,and reflected with astonishment and pityon the madness of the multitude."
"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."
"There is but one truly serious philosophical problem and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy. All the rest — whether or not the world has three dimensions, whether the mind has nine or twelve categories — comes afterwards. These are games; one must first answer."
"Friendship, like love, is destroyed by long absence, though it may be increased by short intermissions."
"Of all the things which wisdom provides to make us entirely happy, much the greatest is the possession of friendship."
"…a cynic who was still saddened whenever his jaundiced view of mankind was confirmed..."
"Boy, the solid things you can hold in your hands are never all you've got. They're the least of what belong to you. The qualities inside you, those are what you've really got to defend yourself with."
"I think religion is a neurological disorder."
"Just remember, the difference between being good versus being great is just a few points, inches, or seconds."
"When at last I came upon the right book, the feeling was violent: it blew open a hole in me that made life more dangerous because I couldn't control what came through it."
"You might not believe this, but there is no one like her at this school.""Oh I believe it,"I said, thinking back to the time Angeline had forgotten her locker's combination and tried to get into it with an axe.No one was really sure where she'd gotten it from."
"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."
"Human relationships always help us to carry on because they always presuppose further developments, a future - and also because we live as if our only task was precisely to have relationships with other people."
"Love means never having to be apart"
"School has become the world religion of a modernized proletariat, and makes futile promises of salvation to the poor of the technological age."
"...don’t judge your future based on others’ mistakes."
"Don’t tell me about your god with your words. Show me about your god with your actions."
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