Random Inspirational Quotes

"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."

"The world was fair, the mountains tallIn Elder Days before the fall..."

"There is no arguing with the pretenders to a divine knowledge and to a divine mission. They are possessed with the sin of pride. They have yielded to the perennial temptation."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Color is the overpowering of black; white – the final victory over black."

"You endure what is unbearable, and you bear it. That is all."

"The moon will guide you through the night with her brightness, but she will always dwell in the darkness, in order to be seen."

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."

"'The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh."

"Okay, sense of humor: plus one. Being able to laugh at yourself: plus one. Being able to laugh at other people without being mean: plus one. Vanity: minus one."

"Dare to be different. Represent your maker well and you will forever abide in the beautiful embrace of his loving arms."

"As the world fights those who use violence to advance their agenda, engagement, not neutrality,is needed in our educational systems."

"Untuk sesuatu yang paling kuinginkan melebihi apa pun."

"Religious doctrines … are all illusions, they do not admit of proof, and no one can be compelled to consider them as true or to believe in them."

"If people cannot write well, they cannot think well, and if they cannot think well, others will do their thinking for them."

"Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone."

"Music is my higher power"

"Oh my darling! Burn my heart again and again with the fire of your love."

"May your feet ever walk in the light of two suns... and may the moonshadow never fall on you..."