Random Inspirational Quotes

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

"Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find."

"Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort."

"Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?"

"You believe in God?"demanded Billy Karma."I believe in thirty-seven separate and distinct gods,"answered Argyle proudly. "That puts me thirty-six ahead of you.""It makes you a pagan.""It makes you a man of limited vision,"said Argyle."

"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years."

"The steady soul and the ego pretender / walk with their arms round each other's shoulders / through the mirage."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"A book comes and says, 'Write me."

"I want to love you down. I want to love you deep. I want to love you up. And I want to love you width all my heart. Now that is #4DFeeling."

"Few among men are they who cross to the further shore. The others merely run up and down the bank on this side."

"see beyond the eyes can see, believe beyond the inspiration!"

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Just pick a goal and stick to it―no big complicated secret."

"Some people insist that 'mediocre' is better than 'best.' They delight in clipping wings because they themselves can't fly. They despise brains because they have none."

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"Theological formation is the gradual and often painful discovery of God's incomprehensibility. You can be competent in many things, but you cannot be competent in God."