Random Inspirational Quotes

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."

"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."

"There is much that I do not know and I'd like to know even less."

"I'm backing down now. I really do love you. That's why I'm doing this."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"You may lose your wife, you may lose your dog, your mother may hate you. None of those things matter. What matters is that you achieve success and become free. Then you can do whatever you like."

"Happiness doesn't have to be chased...it merely has to be chosen."

"It is your responsibility to find fault with me, it is mine to hear you out. But don't expect me to change."

"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."

"Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky."

"Great men are like eagles, and build their nest on some lofty solitude"

"He’d used the amulet to read my thoughts again. I pictured smacking him in the face."

"If you expect nothing but success, then you will be a success."

"How does one kill fear, I wonder? How do you shoot a spectre through the heart, slash off its spectral head, take it by its spectral throat?"

"I tried to convince myself once, when I was a teenager, that I felt God. Alone in the sanctuary, accompanying my mom on an evening errand to the church. I stared at the ceiling and drew deep breath as quickly as I could. I told our youth minister in his ball cap that I had felt Him. That I was blessed. But in the end, it was only the wind and the rain, making noise in the darkness."

"We are pathfinders on a mission, Beholders following the Light, Runners gunning for the prize and Fighters remaining focused...You have been described, do not accept any other description!"

"Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?""What's that?""The world didn't come to an end."

"What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?"she says after a few minutes of silence have passed."Honestly?""Does now seem like the time for honesty?"I look at her from the corner of my eye. "I think they're going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap."

"Hide yourself in God, so when a man wants to find you he will have to go there first."

"O child of God, be more careful to keep the way of the Lord, more concentrated in heart in seeking His glory, and you will see the loving-kindness and the tender mercy of the Lord in your life."