Random Inspirational Quotes

"There was a time Jeff and Helen loved each other and touched each other's hands and ate breakfast in cafes together and secretly fucked in public, the way people in like do. Then came a time they made each other crazy and beat their hands on steering wheels and tore up love letters and photographs and said goodbye."

"You must find the place inside yourself where nothing is impossible."

"Work without love is slavery."

"But it became clear very quickly that I'd underestimated how much I liked him. Not him, perhaps, but the fact that I had someone on the other end of an invisible line. Someone to update and get updates from, to inform of a comic discovery, to imagine while dancing in a lonely basement, and to return to, finally, when the music stopped."

"Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay."

"An artist never works under ideal conditions. If they existed, his work wouldn't exist, for the artist doesn't live in a vacuum. Some sort of pressure must exist. The artist exists because the world is not perfect. Art would be useless if the world were perfect, as man wouldn't look for harmony but would simply live in it."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"I've always wanted to be a cat. Warm and domesticated when you want to be, wild when you don't."

"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"

"If we don't change the direction we are headed, we will end up where we are going."

"The least strained and most natural ways of the soul are the most beautiful; the best occupations are the least forced."

"[She wasn't] a logically reasoning woman, but God is good, and hearts may count in heaven as high as heads."

"Happiness is never there to stay [...] Happiness is merely a respite offered by inquietude."

"God's creatures who cried themselves to sleep stirred to cry again."

"No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away..."

"Staring at a world too horrible to comprehend, believing -- by dint of ignorance and innocence -- that beneath this unbearable contract of guilt and blame there is always an older contract that may bind and release in a more salutary way."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities."

"Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get."

"She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it)."