Random Inspirational Quotes

"Strive to be value oriented rather than success oriented."

"Choose your love. Love your choice."

"The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself."

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

"Joy is the holy fire that keeps our purpose warm and our intelligence aglow."

"Friendship is the shadow of the evening, which increases with the setting sun of life."

"I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind."

"My atheism, like that of Spinoza, is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests."

"Stop asking God to bless what you're doing. Find out what God's doing. It's already blessed."

"For an apple you can’t reach up and pick, you have to climb that tree; the tree won’t bend down for you!"

"Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"The best of humanity's recorded history is a creative balance between horrors endured and victories achieved, and so it was during the Harlem Renaissance."

"The most important lesson that we're supposed to be learning right now is how completely lost we are without God. If we don't learn this lesson, then our lives are going to have zero meaning. (Stronger: Forty Days of Metal and Spirituality)"

"I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys. Hilarious. I love the Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies, and Abbott & Costello. My television influences were 'Monty Python's Flying Circus,' 'Benny Hill,' and 'Hee Haw.'"

"The worn soles of Daffy's boots skidded on the icy stones. He'd been saving up for a new pair for Christmas, but then he'd come across an encyclopaedia in ten volumes, going cheap. Boots might last ten years, at best, but knowledge was eternal."

"The words ‘I Love You’ kill, and resurrect millions, in less than a second."

"There hasn't been anything real since grunge. That was the last movement led by music or an art form."

"Sometimes we may ask God for success, and He gives us physical and mental stamina. We might plead for prosperity, and we receive enlarged perspective and increased patience, or we petition for growth and are blessed with the gift of grace. He may bestow upon us conviction and confidence as we strive to achieve worthy goals."

"The thing about life is, you’ve got to somehow make it through the day. Don’t wait for the beautiful evening. Go on with your life. Of course, the beautiful evening will come. In fact, she’s on her way. And she’s coming to you as fast as she can. And dude, she’s beautiful."