Random Inspirational Quotes

"A friend of mine said something powerful at his grandfather's funeral. He said that the greatest lesson from his grandfather's life was that he died empty, because he accomplished everything he wanted, with no regrets. I think that, along with leaving a legacy, would be the greatest sign of success."

"I’m so sunburned I’m embarrassed, but you can’t tell I’m blushing because I’m sunburned. I’m so ashamed I could just lie on the beach and die."

"But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword."

"There is no fate which cannot be surmounted by scorn."

"As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always wanted to be liked."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."

"Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway."

"Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God."

"Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears."

"When a man becomes a Christian, he becomes industrious, trustworthy and prosperous. Now, if that man, when he gets all he can and saves all he can, does not give all he can, I have more hope for Judas Iscariot than for that man!"

"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

"He glanced back at the wall. How like a mirror, too, her face. Impossible; for how many people did you know who reflected your own light to you? People were more often--he searched for a simile, found one in his work--torches, blazing away until they whiffed out. How rarely did other people's faces take of you and throw back to you your own expression, your own innermost trembling thought?"

"I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope."

"Five minutes are enough to dream a whole life, that is how relative time is."

"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."

"I've never been in love. I will die without knowing what it feels like to need to see one person's face when you go to sleep at night, to crave seeing it when you wake up. I wish I knew."

"Success is a sort of metaphysical experience. I live exactly as I did before - only on a slightly bigger scale. Naturally, I won't be corrupted. I'll sit there in my Rolls, uncorrupted, and tell my chauffeur, uncorruptedly, where to go."

"But it all comes down to friendship, treating people right."