Random Inspirational Quotes

"Don't mark up the Library's copy, you fool! Librarians are Unprankable. They'll track you down! They have skills!"

"We should never present flesh as somehow morally distinguishable from dairy. To the extent it is morally wrong to eat flesh, it is as morally wrong — and possibly more morally wrong — to consume dairy"

"The dead do not hurt you; only the living do."

"I loved my 17 years with R.E.M., but I'm ready to reflect, assess and move on to a different phase of my life. The four of us will continue our close friendship, and I look forward to hearing their future efforts as the world's biggest R.E.M. fan."

"In England, coffeehouses were dubbed penny-universities, because for the admission price of one cent, a person could sit and be edified all day long by scholars, merchants, travelers, community leaders, gossips, and poets."

"I said, "Where's all that delivering God's supposed to do?"He snorted. "You're right, the only deliverance is the one we get for ourselves. The Lord doesn't have any hands and feet but ours.""That doesn't say much for the Lord.""It doesn't say much for us, either."

"Safety isn't always safe. You can find one on every gun."

"If people were rain, I'd be a drizzle and she'd be a hurricane."

"Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul."

"NASA spent millions of dollars inventing the ball-point pen so they could write in space. The Russians took a pencil."

"Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!"

"I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous."

"Sugar, it's no parade but you'll get down the street one way or another, so you'd just as well throw your shoulders back and pick up the pace."

"Let love bloom like a flower with the fragrance of the garden of your heart filled with beauty, joy, and happiness."

"We know that God is everywhere; but certainly we feel His presence most when His works are on the grandest scale spread before us; and it is in the unclouded night-sky, where His worlds wheel their silent course, that we read clearest His infinitude, His omnipotence, His omnipresence."

"If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments."

"It’s always about timing. If it’s too soon, no one understands. If it’s too late, everyone’s forgotten."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum -Now I'm borrowed.Now I'm numb."

"Some things have to be believed to be seen."

"Human beings are incredibly slow, Cosmic Ordering is incredibly fast!"