Random Inspirational Quotes

"I only understand friendship or scorched earth."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"There’s nothing you can’t do if you want it bad enough."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something."

"There is a loftier ambition than merely to stand high in the world. It is to stoop down and lift mankind a little higher."

"Your inner strength is your outer foundation"

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."

"01210 is a pyramid, & worms move like handicapped snakes. My dream belongs in a wheelchair, because I just spilled coffee all over my sleep."

"You’ve got to be sure of yourself beforeYou can ever win a prize."

"President Obama called for a 'we' nation in his Inauguration Address. Art convenes. It is not just inspirational. It is aspirational. It pricks the walls of our compartmentalized minds, opens our hearts and makes us brave. And that's what we need most in our country today."

"Whenever I've had success, I never learn from it. Success usually breeds a degree of hubris. When you fail, that's when you learn."

"What a large volume of adventures may be grasped within the span of his little life by him who interests his heart in everything."

"Human beings, viewed as behaving systems, are quite simple. The apparent complexity of our behavior over time is largely a reflection of the complexity of the environment in which we find ourselves."

"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."

"Feelings aroused by the touch of someone's hand, the sound of music, the smell of a flower, a beautiful sunset, a work of art, love, laughter, hope and faith - all work on both the unconscious and the conscious aspects of the self, and they have physiological consequences as well."

"When i tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Some men are born sodomites, some achieve sodomy, and some have sodomy thrust upon them..."

"If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor."