More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."
"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."
"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."