Beryl Dov

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."