More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."
"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."
"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."
"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."
"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."