More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."
"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."
"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."
"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."
"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"