More quotes by Beryl Dov

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."
"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."
"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."
"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"