More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."
"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."
"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."
"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."
"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."