Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience... - Don Roff

"A writer always writes."

"Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton."

"The best writers I've read possess oodles of self-doubt, yet claw their way up with each work and remain humble. Boastful ones, not so much."

"A writer always writes."

"The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement."