"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."
"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."
"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."
"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."