"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."
"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."
"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."
"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."