More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."
"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."
"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."
"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."
"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."