"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."
"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."
"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."
"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."
"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."