More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."
"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."
"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."