Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."