Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."