Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"