Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."
"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."
"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."
"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."
"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."