Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."
"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."
"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."
"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."