More quotes by Beryl Dov

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."
"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."