More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."
"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."