More quotes by Beryl Dov

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"
"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."
"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."
"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"