More quotes by Beryl Dov

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."
"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."
"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."