More quotes by Beryl Dov

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."
"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."
"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."
"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."