More quotes by Beryl Dov

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."
"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."