More quotes by Beryl Dov

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."
"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."
"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."