More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"
"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."
"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"
"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."