More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."
"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."
"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."