More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"
"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."
"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."
"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."
"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."