"But when they began handing out doctorates for comparative folk dancing and advanced fly-fishing, I became too stink in’ proud to use the title. I won’t touch watered whiskey and I take no pride in watered-down degrees."
"A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom."
"Churches thrive on martyrdom and persecution."
"Come Judgment Day, we may find that Mumbo Jumbo the God of the Congo was the Big Boss all along."
"But goodness alone is never enough. A hard, cold wisdom is required for goodness to accomplish good. Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil."
"Come Judgment Day, we may find that Mumbo Jumbo the God of the Congo was the Big Boss all along."