More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."
"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."
"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."
"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."
"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."