Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our produ... - Beryl Dov
"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."
"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."
"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"
"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"
"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."