More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."
"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."
"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."
"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."
"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"