More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."
"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."
"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."
"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."