More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."
"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."
"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."