More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."
"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."