More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."
"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."