More quotes by Hunter S. Thompson

"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."
"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
"I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side."
"A word to the wise is infuriating."
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."