"America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable"
"'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble."
"Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."
"I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side."
"A word to the wise is infuriating."
"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."