"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."
"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."
"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."
"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."
"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."
"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."