"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."
"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."
"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."
"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."
"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."