More quotes by Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

"Smartass Disciple: Master, where will you go after your soul leaves your body?Master of Stupidity: What makes you think a soul will go elsewhere physically?"
"If you violate laws of God, you're a sinner.If you violate laws of men, you're a criminal.If you violate your own laws, you're pathetic."
"Ignorance is a knowledge illiteracy."
"It's the mind that sees, not eyes."
"Charisma is the fragrance of soul."