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"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."