Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor morti... - Beryl Dov
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
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"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"
"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."
"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."
"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."
"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."