More quotes by Beryl Dov

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."
"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."
"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"