Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all tho... - Seth MacFarlane

"Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college."

"Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss."