"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."
"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."
"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."
"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."
"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."
"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."