More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"
"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."
"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."
"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."