"Do you realize that all great literature — "Moby Dick,""Huckleberry Finn,""A Farewell to Arms,""The Scarlet Letter,""The Red Badge of Courage,""The Iliad and The Odyssey,""Crime and Punishment,"the Bible, and "The Charge of the Light Brigade"— are all about what a bummer it is to be a ...human being?"
"You are better than you think. A-one, a-two a-three."
"I speak gibberish to the civilized world and it replies in kind."
"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?"
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."
"The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected."