Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die. - Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?""Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple.""But...you did something nice. Why?"He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?"

"People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can't be fixed."

"Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong."

"Are you guys busy?"Juniper asked. "Well,"I said, "we're in the middle of this game against a bunch of monsters and we're trying not to die.""We're not busy,"Annabeth said."

"But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword."