"I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?""Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple.""But...you did something nice. Why?"He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?"
"You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed."
"Getting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things."
"Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die."
"Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong."
"Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!...They don't seem to care."